Yo homies! 'Tis the season of exams. Well, it's a little late to be saying that, seeing as the exams are nearly over and I only have one paper left. But blame me not - the seasons of exams means the season for Sophiateoh to be studying her ass off so that she can teach other people. Speaking of exams, teaching and studying, here's the list of rules for booking me next sem:
1. Book at least one week ahead of the day you wish to be taught.
2. State the time and place at which you wish me to be present, because I'm not going to waste phone credit asking you.
3. Late bookings are entertained only by a kick in the ass.
4. If you have any questions to ask after I have taught you, call me. Cause like I said, I'm not going to waste any phone credit replying your sms-es.
5. Don't call me before 9am or after 11pm. I won't be there to pick up your call. There's something called beauty sleep.
6. Be patient if I can't answer your call immediately. I am in popular demand. You are not the only one calling or trying to call me.
7. Pay in kind. Time is money.
I cringe to make such a daring proposition, seeing as the results for this sem's exams have not come out yet, and I don't know if there will be an angry mob chasing after me demanding to know why they have not done well when it DOES come out *touch wood*. Not to mention my list makes me sound like the beast from the Beauty and the Beast. I have only one thing to say in my defense: you REALLY don't know what 'tired' is until you have spent more time on other people than on yourself.
But still, I am glad for the time I get to spend with my friends. So, not being an ungrateful bitch, I hereby remove rule number 7. But the other rules still apply. Lol. Sorry homies! I wish to keep my sanity.
Anyway, I'mma continue studying now. So, don't hate me, and adios!
Sophia, over and out
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